My mom took me to a dog show, and I WON!
The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they take things literally.
I just burned 2000 Calories. That’s the last time I leave Brownies in the oven while I nap.
Instead of a Fountain of Youth, I think we need a Fountain of Smart!
The Best thing about the Good Old Days was we were neither Good nor Old!
Laughter is the Best Medicine! Have a Great Day!
Life Lessons and Inspirational Quotes 
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