My mom took me to a dog show, and I WON!

The problem with Kleptomaniacs is that they take things literally.

I just burned 2000 Calories. That’s the last time I leave Brownies in the oven while I nap.

Instead of a Fountain of Youth, I think we need a Fountain of Smart!

The Best thing about the Good Old Days was we were neither Good nor Old!

Laughter is the Best Medicine! Have a Great Day!

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